Absolutely insane story about a skier who recently vanished off the mountain in New York, and 6 days later was found in Sacramento CA, with all his ski gear on and no memory of it.

This is all legit and verified via the press conference that was held in Canada, where the man is from, cooberating all thuhe facts. Obviously no one is gonna put themselves out there and try to explain what they think happened, but everyone knows everyone else is thinking the same thing.

Spooky, why can’t these little grey assholes leave us be?